It is very cold in Sydney this morning. I am thankful I am in a relationship with many benefits including someone to snuggle up to on cold winter nights like spoons in a kitchen draw.
My slave wife and I have been together forever. If I ever unchain her from the sink she might realise I was not the best catch. Thankfully the locks are industrial strength.
We both came into this relationship with nothing more than love and lust. Over the years we have added children, grandchildren and property.
If she woke up to herself and traded up to a newer model she would be wise to protect her assets from the next man pig she meets. Whether she marries or just lives with someone she should have a cohabitation agreement in place to ensure her property, jewellery, family heirlooms and other assets are protected.
And I will be looking for a new bed warmer as well. It is appropriate I get some new trophy wife. There is nothing more proper than an aged gentleman parading his barely post pubescent woman to his mates.
My wife assures me I would be lucky to get my fishing rod and reel in the event of a breakup. I do love that reel. So I also would want to protect this highly prized asset from the hands of the new and many women in my life.
Rental Agreements DIY Australia has 3 separate relationship contracts to protect your interests. They are: -
Cohabitation Agreement - for people in a de facto relationships
Cohabitation Agreement Same Sex - for gay and lesbian relationships
Prenuptial Agreement - for couples intending to marry. (often incorrectly referred to as prenuptual)
My wife just came in and read this article over my shoulder. She says I am not getting the reel. I think I have a handline somewhere in the shed.
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